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Anonymous said:

Gonna being your post to the ts fandom I hope you have a horrible day!

(Not really i just am very autistic and consider this white woman to be my special interest. I realize she's not everyone's thing but she'll never see those posts but the people who actively enjoy her and do so to cope with trauma will. So like. What's the harm in liking popular white lady lol)

I hope you have a lovely evening and you see something pretty

himbofisher:

himbofisher:

i’m sorry is this about taylor fucking swift

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Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

Are .... are the caddies normally eunuchs?

Are... Are yours not?

o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

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how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

i love season one lucas so much a girl is literally moving things with her mind and he's like ok? weirdo 🤨 anyway back to will

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Oh no, that's awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?

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Oh...

Imagine seeing a wolf pack hunting right in front of you and your reaction is to be all "Oh no le waah le waah I do not vant to see zis!!" Instead of "Holy fucking sheet, that is zee coolést thing I have evéur seen in my entiéure life"

That's not a wolf attack, that's a wolf lunch.

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

im so fucking angry because "cheesus christ" made me smile, but "quesucristo" made me choke on a laugh